When kids talk to God.

>1. Dear God, please put another holiday between Christmas and
>Easter. There is nothing good in there now.
> Amanda
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>2. Dear God, Thank you for the baby brother but what I asked for
>was a puppy. I never asked for anything before. You can look it
>up.
> Joyce
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>3. Dear Mr. God, I wish you would not make it so easy for people
>to come apart I had to have 3 stitches and a shot.
> Janet
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>4. God, I read the bible. What does beget mean? Nobody will tell
>me.
> Love Alison
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>5. Dear God, how did you know you were God? Who told you?
> Charlene
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>6. Dear God, is it true my father won't get in Heaven if he uses
>his golf words in the house?
> Anita
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>7. Dear God, I bet it's very hard for you to love all of everybody
>in the whole world. There are only 4 people in our family and I can
>never do it.
> Nancy
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>8. Dear God, I like the story about Noah the best of all of them.
>You really made up some good ones. I like walking on water, too.
> Glenn
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>9. Dear God, my Grandpa says you were around when he was a little
>boy. How far back do you go?
> Love, Dennis
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>10. Dear God, do you draw the lines around the countries? If you
>don't, who does?
> Nathan
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>11. Dear God, did you mean for giraffes to look like that or was
>it an accident?
> Norma
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>12. Dear God, in bible times, did they really talk that fancy?
> Jennifer
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>13. Dear God, how come you did all those miracles in the old days
>and don't do any now?
> Billy
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>14. Dear God, please send Dennis Clark to a different summer camp
>this year.
> Peter
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>15. Dear God, maybe Cain and Abel would not kill each other so much
>if they each had their own
>rooms. It works out OK with me and my brother.
> Larry
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>16. Dear God, I keep waiting for spring, but it never did come yet.
> What's up? Don't forget.
> Mark
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>17. Dear God, my brother told me about how you are born but it
>just doesn't sound right.
>What do you say?
> Marsha
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>18. Dear God, if you watch in Church on Sunday I will show you my
>new shoes.
> Barbara
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>19. Dear God, is Reverend Coe a friend of yours, or do you just
>know him through the business?
> Donny
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>20. Dear God, I do not think anybody could be a better God than
>you. Well, I just want you to
>know that I am not just saying that because you are already God.
> Charles
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>21. Dear God, it is great the way you always get the stars in the
>right place. Why can't you do that with the moon?
> Jeff
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>22. Dear God, I am doing the best I can. Really !!!!
> Frank
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>And, saving the best for last
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>23. Dear God, I didn't think orange went with purple until I saw
>the sunset you made on Tuesday night. That was really cool.
> Thomas