Insomnia....again

It seems that my "cant sleep" cycle has come around once more....so Im up! My butts hurting & theres not a thing on TV ...as u can tell Im not in a good mood, I hate being bored!...cant really sit long enough to sew, crochet or embroider so I guess ill have to read some more...I bit my tongue while sleeping yesterday so its sore too...it has 2 knots on it and they keep hitting my teeth....grrrrrrrrr! Wheres my damn Zoloft!
2 friends r comming over tomarrow. we r going to ATTEMPT to build a "cat" jungle gym....wish us luck...lol
ok...going to go lay dwn & read....good night all

Got this in my email...

President George W. Bush was scheduled to visit the Methodist Church outside Washington as part of his campaign.

Bush's campaign manager made a visit to the Bishop, and said to him, "We've been getting a lot of bad publicity among Methodists because of Bush's position on stem cell research and the like. We'd gladly make a contribution to the church of $100,000 if during your sermon you'd say the President is a saint."

The Bishop thinks it over for a few moments and finally says, "The Church is in desperate need of funds and I will agree to do it."

Bush pompously shows up looking especially smug today, and as the sermon progresses the Bishop begins his homily: "George Bush is petty, a self-absorbed hypocrite and a nitwit. He is a liar, a cheat, and a low-intelligence weasel. He has lied about his military record and had the gall to put himself in a jet plane landing on a carrier posing before a banner stating 'Mission Accomplished.' He invaded a country for oil and money, and is using it to lie to the American people. He is the worst example of a Methodist I've ever personally known. But compared to Dick Cheney and the rest of his cabinet, George Bush is a saint."


The war in Iraq is not going as advertised. It is a flawed policy wrapped in illusion." ~ U.S. Rep. John P. Murtha, (D) 12th-PA.

i remember reading a lil ditty when I was stationed in S. Korea....something about how the as@hole is the boss of the entire body....well if I doubted it authenticity before, I sure believe it now!!! Its been a few days since I was bitten by that darn spider & boy does my bum hurt!....it took a chunk of my poor tushy too!....there is actually a shallow part to my cheek now....that bloody arachnid's spit disintegrated my flesh....welp...there goes my pantyline!....my gf says that i had gas so bad that I blew part of my cheek away!....HURRUMPH!...

oh ! the Indignity of it all!

Thought I had a boil from satan on my butt! In fact I told my Pastor that Satan had me by the butt & was tryin to drag me down. Right on my poor cheek...just in the right spot that whenever i sat on the toilet, it caught the rim..OUCH!. It grew & grew til my entire cheek was rock hard and ranged in color from bright red to dark purple. First u need to understand that at 357+ pounds my butt rivalls Asia for land space. So when I say my entire cheek...well, u get the idea.
I did everything...soaked in hot water...used tons of Neosporan....expressed it....nothing helped!...still , it grew and grew!

Then the fever came & not long after that the vomitting started. Mercy I was one sick puppy. I went to the Emergency Room and Dropped my drawers to what seemed like every Doctor in Long Beach! Finally! I was informed that I had been bitten by a spider called a "BROWN RECLUSE" nasty lil things let me tell u!.
So...as we speak, Im on booty rest....I have to stay off my butt till it heals more. No sitting for me...strictly bedrest with my butt elevated! oy vey!

~Heres to better days & the death to Brown Recluses!