Matti

I call her matti, its my special nick name ...just for her
she means so much to me, tho I havent known her very long.
When I gently press my cheek to her, I feel her softness.
each time i run my palms against her, I feel how smoothe she is.
at night...in the dark,she knows just how to soothe my aching body.
she can feel my body melt against her queenlyness.
She makes my heart smile.

Everything she wears, I pick out.
Shes got a great shape...it fits nicely to mine.
When its cold, I snuggle closer.
when its hot, the fans keep us both cool.

She never talks back, tho she can make me grunt.
but that only happens every Saturday morning.
we never go out but, I love her just the same.

u see...Im her first.


the best part is that shes bought & paid for.
I dont think my room mate likes her tho....
Hes always saying...
"get over it Toni....its just a mattress!"

GOTCHA!

New Toy

no! its not THAT kinda toy...silly.

i got a docker printer for my camera! printed 3 pics 20 mins after i got it...yippppieeeeee...I LOVE new toys...yes...those toys too!.
...if ur reading this & take alotta pics...and ur mom is far away...& computer challenged....u gotta get one!...awesome!

BUTTS

2 cheeks & a crack.

big butts
small butts
hairy butts
HUGE butts
tight butts
flabby butts
sloppy butts
dirty butts
stinky butts

head butts
butt kissers
buttheads
buttholes
butt f*&king
butt munchers
hair up ur butt
foot up ur butt

kick ur butt
sit on ur butt
get off ur butt
ream u a new butt
sing ur butt off

i love u but...
im all done, but...
~pawzz

NEW FRIENDS

I belong

FYI

its been a long time since I really posted anything...my apologies.

Ive been reading alot about holistic medicine....chinese herbs & stuff...very intresting but soooo confusing. A topic that requires alot of learning before u can safely use.

my concerns r based with the herbs / foods that can control....
high blood preasure
diabetes
obesity
depression
cholesterol/triglyseride levels

intresting info:what cleanses the blood

1. fresh garlic & vineger & onion (individually)
2. green tea (also aids in weight loss)
3. flaxseed oil( good for many many systems in the body)when using the flaxseed (nut)roast it to get a nutty taste...then sprinkle it on cereal
4. millet...YES! the same stuff u feed birds!....roast it to get a nutty taste...then sprinkle it on cereal
5. kale
6. broccoli
7. tomatoes- best if cooked
8. blueberries
9. citrus
10.soybean

there are so many others but those r the ones that I need to remember....lol
still havent smoked but now Im bored with being a non smoker...does that make sense?

~later

SOMETIMES A NAME CHANGE IS BEST

...and again

...and again

...and again

Funny signs

u know...sometime u just gottA LAUGH.

Here we go....again

well...I woke up on Sunday morning about 4 am...been up since then...i hate this!...If i dont take the sleeping meds...i dont sleep. I cant see me living on pills all the time...then when I do take them...im dopey the next day...lets seeee...its been about 53 hours so far and Im no where near winding down. Thank God I dont feel the need to eat while Im up!. Still no smokes or diet coke...yippie. The bags under my eyes have bags. I do get alot done during this time but geeesh!...will have to talk to the Doc...when I see him. we gotta get a handle on it...



ok...im done....for now
~ =^..^=

Fav things and turn offs

someone asked me yesterday...what was my favorite place on a womans body?....i responded....to do what?...lol...seriously!...to...do...what...

TO CUDDLE- the spot behind the ear & the base of her neck.
TO KISS- hmmmm...everywhaere but definitely cant forget the soles of the foot :)
TO LOOK AT- the spot right above the butt crack!...where skinny grrrls have dimples & between the pubic mons and the belly button.
TO make love to- well lets just say that Im a healthy lesbian & leave it at that. :)
TO SPOON- both in front & back. I love to hold & be held.
SEXUAL FANTASY?...make love in a treehouse. rotf...really! can u see me thumping my chest & doing the Tarzan yell....


So see?...I wasnt being funny....Its kinda like asking me what my favorite color is....I love baby blanket yellow...but i certainly DONT want my car that color. I also like several shades of green & brown/orange...but again...not my car...or my house....or my carpet...
Now if u wanted to ask me my fav number than Id say...6....no..NOT 666! just plain ole 6.
Fav color eyes is that milk chocolate brown...almost carmel like.
If asked what my fav race was?...Id say Native American....and swedish (im a swede)

BIGGEST TURN-OFFS?
odor
vaginal warts....well ur reading this...rotf
cruddy teeth
head games
vanilla people...wishy washy
anger
violence
constent noise without a purpose
pity parties
clingy needy people
liers
theives
drunks
doing other peoples laundry...yucky-poo
people who pee in the pool



~ok...all done
~=^..^=

pink keyboard

OK...I did it again...
remember those slap stick comedies we all saw as kids?...openning the bag of chips...only to have it open so hard that the chips flew all over the place?

now...
u know those neat crystal lite to go packs?...

well...
AFTER I spent 1 hour cleaning my keyboard...taking all the keys off ....cleaning each one, then wiping out the board itself...

I got thursty

sooo...
tried to open one....tried is the key word...hmmmmm

now I have a pink sticky keyboard

could only happen to me....